Generation: Vanity

I introduce to you the generation of vanity: Woman * Egocentricity: me me me me! * Self-esteem: appears to be high even borderline narcissistic but in reality bottom low and highly insecure * Self-obsession: obvious due to too much make-up, too much hairstyling, too much fake tan, too much of everything * Thickness: intellectually-challenged, i.e....

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Pretentious Open-mindedness

Definition: Excessive or unnecessary display of receptiveness to new or different ideas in an attempt to be "unique" Synonyms: Bullshitting, shamming, feigning Applies to: Idiots who think they are "it" Examples (conscious or sub-conscious reality in parenthesis): "I am really open-minded man, I mean, I can appreciate all sorts of music" (after...

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Why I Choose Heavy Metal (Why Should You?)

I tried...technically! I can't say that I haven't. I tried to listen to popular music, when at the age of 9 or 10 (I don't really remember and honestly, I try not to), I found myself collecting photos of boybands (you know, the ones that surprisingly enough have lost their other half and cry their eyes out because they are alone singing on a rainy...

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